Thursday, November 26, 2009

Being Thankful

Now's the time of year where we all say the things that we are thankful for.  With the recent little nugget of loveliness bubbling around in my tummy....I thought I'd share my cynical and pessamistic twist to this holiday and tell you a few of the things I'm NOT thankful for (bear with me people....I'm pregnant, hormones are raging, and stressed cuz my parents are in town to tell me how to run the house and raise the fam).

I am NOT thankful for the following love nuggets that my little wee nutty has given me:

1. The never ending runs to the bathroom in the middle of the night

2. The fact that I'm not allowed to stuff my Turkey cuz of possible salmonella poisoning

3. My mom made me stop licking the bowl of the cheesecake that I was making because of the raw eggs...sheesh

4. The great spurts of gas that leak out loudly and proudly from both ends....joyess

5. Having to down a bowl of frosted mini wheats mid-day just to get a little bowel relief

6. The random sharp pain that has been in my side all day

7. My daily delete of my closet of the clothes that no longer fit


Who says a list needs to be an even ten.....

2 comments:

  1. Haha, you cracked me up! I am thankful for the after effect of what you are going through - being a mom! woohooo

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  2. Soon enough you'll have a cute little wee-nutty to have and hold and some of those lovely things will not be on your list...I'm still dealing with some of those so I won't even give you hope and say all...haha!

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